第九章表姐来支招了（2 / 2）
“Hey,Matty,Sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahaveWILDsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.That’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.Icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.Womenhaveneeds.”
“Really?”
Cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼，把脚放下来，正襟危坐，好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事：
“I’magirl,right?I’vehadboyfriends.Igotasayinthisstaff.Yougottabelieveme,Matty,markmywords——Womenhaveneeds.Justgoandmeettheneeds.Makeyourwomanhappy.”
华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！
“ButIdon’tknowhowtobringitup.Ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.Idon’twant...”
“WowWow”
Cindy双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：
“Waitaminute,Matty,Mathew,MattWa.Waitaminute!YousaidaaayouLOVEher?Areyousure?Loveisabigword.Wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”
“Yeah.Ican’tbemoresure.Iloveher.EversincethefirsttimeIsawher,I’vebeenfallinglovewithher.Actually,asdaysgoby,Iloveherevenmore.Look,SheisthesweetestgirlI’veeverseen.Ifanything,I’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”
Cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：
“Wow,OK.Loudandclear.Great.Goodforyou,Matty!Goodforyou.Soyouareinlove.Doessheloveyouback?”
提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：
“Well,Iguessnot.Idon’tthinkso.”
伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，Cindy慢慢道：
“Hey,haveyoueverheardthepoem?”
“Whatpoem?”
“’Tobewithawomanwhodoesn’tloveyouback,ismorelonelythantobealone’”
为这句话，姐弟俩默哀了几秒钟。华诤想起什么,拍拍桌子道：
“Focus!Sis.Focus!Anyway,Idon’twanttomakethingsweirdbetweenmeandmygirlfriend.Arethereanytips?Anythingwouldleadusto```youknow?”
“OK”
Cindy摊摊手，笑道：
“Youarefamily.Technically,youaremylittlebrother.I’myourbigsister.AndIloveyou.Ido.Hence,Iwouldhelpyououtwheneveryouneedme.Firstofall”
Cindy右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头：
“Yougottagetaroomforyoutwo.Bealone,forGodsake!”
不过，鉴于中美意识上的差异，Cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句：
“IsyourgirlfriendOKwiththat?”
华诤点点头：
“Yeah.Icanmakethathappen.”
“OK.Secondly,thereisastorywhichwouldmakeyourgirlfriendwanttohavesexwithyouvoluntarily.However,Yougottastateitright.”
有这么神奇的事？
“Whatstory?”
华诤正以空前绝后高涨热忱的态度在学习，大人们就回来了。华珮进门时，远远听到他们两姐弟的话，便喝道：
“思思，你忘记我们之间承诺了？在家不准说中文！”
岑兰笑道：
“是不许说英文吧？”
华珮笑道：
“唉，都被她气糊涂了。是，不准说英文！在家不准说英文！”
岳思思站起来，华诤抓住她的短袖阻止她离开：
“什么故事？”
岳思思为难道：
“对不起，你姑姑不准我说英文。我不知道用中文怎么说，我中文不好，我不会翻译。”
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